by Blaze Andrews Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:15 am
The lights in the arena go out, and a camera moves across the Staples Centre, showing fans of all ages cheering for the start of Impact, when suddenly fiery red pyrotechnics burst out of the entrance area.
As the previous pyro comes to close, the camera moves to see bright white sparklers shoot out of the ring posts at the centre of the arena.
The crowd goes absolutely wild as the BRAND NEW Impact theme, It's Showtime - Southpaw Swagger, hits causing an uproar in the audience as the camera turns to the commentary table where Alex Fuller and Mike O'Donnell are sitting.
Alex Fuller: Welcome one and all to none other than the Go-home edition of UMW Impact, We're kicking things off in fashion here, with our all new opening theme! Tonight, Kuro will be continuing his one man assault on the Death Eaters when he takes on one half of the Tag Team Champions, Lenin in a Submission Match.
Mike O'Donnell: Bah, I couldn't care less about that Karu guy, not like Lady Muscle, who's been on an absolute tear since losing the World Heavyweight Championship. She defeated Cole AND Lugalweide in a 2 on 1 Handicap Match last week
Alex Fuller: And Kara Morgan just isn't letting up, putting LM in a 3 on 1 this time.
Mike O'Donnell: And in our main event, the boss himself, Dorado is taking on Negan in a Number 1 Contenders Match for Anjachgewh's Vainglorious Championship.
Alex Fuller: But we are starting things off with our champion, Lord Heisinger in action.
Mike O'Donnell: Hold on, I'm getting word Caroline Holmes is with him right now.
The camera turns away from the commentators to focus on the titantron.
